1000 Year Old Food Club
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010“1000 Year Old Food Club” sounds like a dangerous place to be eating anything, but I attended this curiously named event this past weekend and enjoyed food most people will never get to try. The idea is not old food in the sense of aged or rotten, but in the method behind it. I forgot my camera, so all the photos you see in this post are courtesy of artist and fellow local food lover, Bonnie Fortune and her iPhone.
Think about the foods you love and think about how they’re made. If you’ve read Michael Pollan’s In Defense of Food you will already understand the difference between how modern versions of old foods like yogurt are different from what our (great-)grandparents ate. Modern products labeled as yogurt are often made “yogurt-like” with additives that add texture or mouth-feel and flavored with artificial flavors and too much sugar. Fat-free yogurt is a poor attempt at latching onto the public’s fear of fat, and doesn’t behave the same as the real thing. Real yogurt, made from raw milk and natural bacterial cultures is good stuff. There are even different types of cultures that can be used to make everything from watery to stiff yogurt to a slimy, mucus-y substance like the Nordic specialty, viili. There’s a video showing what the texture is like… watch it if you dare.
The whole premise of this tasting event was to take a trip back a thousand years or so to taste foods made in traditional ways. There was homemade miso, with some mixed into a porridge. I really liked how the funky umami flavor of the miso dispersed into the creamy porridge.
There were two sauerkrauts on the table, provided by Dan H. Schreiber. One was a plain cabbage sauerkraut (which I, regrettably, didn’t try) and another one made with mostly white cabbage but colored deeply with beets. Sauerkraut is often made with unnecessary additives, rendering it much less healthful than the original fermented formulation of cabbage and salt. Dan’s is all-natural and tasted fresh and still crunchy. Sure it was sour from lactic fermentation, but it was a wonderful flavor unlike any sauerkraut I’ve had before.
The meats were, of course, provided by the masterful meat manipulator, Laurence, of This Little Piggy fame. The chorizo was a solid interpretation of the Spanish cured meat, but the salami was my favorite. I was told it was a fennel salami, but the peppercorns in it gave little bursts of peppery kick when you met one. It’s the kind of salami I could munch on all night.
Then there were the dairy products. This is where the crazy regulators get all antsy in their seats just wishing they could barge in the door and tell us how un-pasteurized milk is dangerous stuff and pour bleach all over everything in sight. Fortunately this is purchased directly from a farmer who cares about preserving the 1000 year old food that comes out of his cows’ udders. I was able to advocate for raw milk that night, convincing another attendee that she could drink raw milk just fine, despite her lactose intolerance. You see, raw milk still has all the stuff that is needed to digest it, including some bacteria and enzymes like lactase (which is what LI folks can’t produce enough of). I was really happy with the milk, and will definitely be obtaining some in the future.
The other delightfully raw dairy came in the form of a raw milk cheese made by the same aforementioned farmer. It was a cheddar style, and was by no means a refined, commercial product. I imagine this is cheese that he makes with extra milk he has for his family to enjoy. With some age, maybe heavier salting, this could be great cheese. As it was, it was amazingly light from lack of age, but the flavor of the milk was concentrated.
There are no pictures of it here, but there was a selection of Dan’s chocolate as well as a mint fudge prepared by his business partner, Bill. If you haven’t heard, Dan is already in the process of finding the right equipment and the right space to start up his own micro- (nano-?) chocolate factory right here in Urbana. He’s already started making certified (i.e. by the health department, so he can sell it in retail stores) chocolate, drawn up business plans, and by the time I’m writing this who knows what else he’s accomplished? Keep an eye on his blog to find out all the latest. Congrats Dan on all that you’ve accomplished so far, and all the success that is sure to come!
This event was “sponsored”, supported, and publicized by the newly resurrected Prairie Table organization. Prairie Table plans on holding more events like these, tasting excellent locally available products, as well as many other community-building opportunities. I am already involved with them and hope to be a part of bringing more local food opportunities to the community. If you’re in the Central Illinois area and are interested in hearing more, go to the website and look around.
EDIT: Of course there are so many things that I’ve nearly forgotten, like home-brewed beer (the stout was tasty). If anyone in attendance remembers something I didn’t, please let me know!














My pasta salad was boring, tri-color rotini with what tasted like salad dressing. I should probably take the blame for this one. Who thinks of a Jewish deli serving good pasta salad?
My pastrami sandwich, on rye, was a disappointment. The meat was not treated well. It was fatty and a little stringy, a little dry, but at the same time dripping with greasy juices which ran out and soaked the bread. This sandwich was all about fulfilling the stereotype of a nearly-impossible-to-fit-in-your-mouth “sandwich” with no attention paid to the inadequate amount of (really delicious, house-baked) rye bread. It was hard to eat and not that great. You’d find better at your supermarket.
My wife’s corned beef was the shining star at the table. It was moist and sliced thin. It was delicious, and while it was the same height as my overly huge sandwich, it stayed together much better because it wasn’t destroyed by the juices running out and making everything soggy. If/when I go back, I am getting the corned beef.

When you unwrap one of these bars, you’re greeted by a shiny bar of dark chocolate. Each section snaps loudly as you make your way through the bar. The chocolate has texture, character, owing to the
Their other primary product is Mexican Chocolate, sold in adorable disks pressed with the company name and hand-wrapped in pairs. They are all 55% cacao, since they are intended for making drinking chocolate, though they are tasty on their own. For these decadent disks, they offer several flavors on top of their cacao puro, including classic flavors like vanilla, cinnamon, and guajillo chile. They also offer, for the slightly more adventurous, a yerba maté infused chocolate. If you’ve enjoyed the bitter South American beverage before, it’s a really neat combination.
As long as you’re not afraid of piping dough into hot frying oil, churros are easy to make. Most recipes I’ve found make a dough that is too hard to pipe out of anything I have–most churros are extruded from large metal churreros, not plastic piping bags that most of us have access to. The traditional dough is similar to pâte à choux (you know, the stuff eclairs & cream puffs are made from) without eggs or butter. Boil oil, sugar, and water, then turn off the heat, dump in flour and stir, stir, stir. Bayless’ recipe is available from 
